My John
My Anderson
My Sherlock
My Mrs Hudson
My Lestrade
My Molly
My Sarah
My Mycroft
My Moriarty
My Irene Adler
My Union Jack pillow
My Scarf
My Skull
My Purple shirt Of Sex
My Toga Of Sex
My Riding Crop
My L9A1
My Emergency Comb
My Mycroft’s Cake
My Sherlock Coat
How long till we can take over the world guys? Hmmm. I wonder.
If we use Moriarty and his criminal networks as well as Lestrade’s met police force and a little help from Mycroft and his goverment. Maybe John could bring some of his army friends to be BAMF’s? Maybe Moran to keep Moriarty happy. We’d be unstoppable!
Mrs Hudson could provide refreshments of tea and cake (for Mycroft) to make sure we’re all healthy, but she’s NOT OUR HOUSE KEEPER. So watch out.
Irene Adler could seduce the people who won’t join us with her dominatrix stylings. I’m sure she’d be quite persuasive…
Molly can provide the body’s to keep Sherlock happy and in the mean time use her quite clever hidden ninja skills (I’m sure she has them…)
Sarah can look after the wounded, seen as she’s a doctor and all.
Anderson? He can turn the other way and stay out of trouble.
The Skull can be the advisor to our planning meetings, the Riding Crop can make sure people toe the line in our global domination. The Toga Of Sex can be worn to tempt the fangirls to join us to, maybe even tempted to nearly fall when Mycroft’s pesky foot steps in. The Union Jack pillow? You provide the comfort once we’ve finished out diabolical plan’s and feel sleep might be a good option. Mycroft’s Cake bursts into the room, Icing dripping from the sides. Just to tempt Mycroft from his diet. We can’t have the government without there cake now can we, how would it function?
No we have a Sherlock to help us do our diabolical plotting with his spectacular ignorance (In a nice way) and his trusty Scarf to keep him warm on his mad running around London.
I think that’s everyone covered so far.
What am I even writing? I have no idea…
